Its called . . . who got fucked most by the NFL draft?

 

Team A- Pretty unscathed . . . Gore may lose some carries to Hyde, but that was expected with Lattimore anyway

 

Team B- Evans should produce for Tampa Bay, and Ebron playing for the guy that made Jimmy Graham a fantasy superstar is HUGE. Jernigan is useless with Beckham going to the Giants. Overall a benefit

 

Team c- No real threats to starters here or backups.

 

Team D- Jordan Matthews and Brandin Cooks land in great situations to produce. Currently no STARTING backup Qbs on the roster. Was James Wildfer even drafted????

 

team E- Watkins in Buff means he is the man so a decent bump there . .who the fuck is Kapri Bibbs????

 

Team F- Gets a starting RB in sankey to the Titans. Seastrunk is in 3rd string backup land, Storm Johnson could contribute in JAX, so a big bump up in value here.

 

Team G- Kadeem backs up Forte, and could be a steal in Forte gets hurt. Zac Stacy gets some big time competition at RB.

 

Team H- Devonta Freeman is a great bump going to ATL, Boykin could be pushed out by Adams in GB

 

Team I- Josh Gordon suspended?  ru-roh shaggy . . . manzeil and Bortles could both be backups this year . . .Hyde isn't in the best situation to contribute THIS year. Terrance West could really get some PT in Cleveland great pick. Marquis Lee will get a TON of targets in Jax. 

 

Team J- Andre Johnson gets hurt by HOU not taking a QB . . . but that is really it.

 

Team K- Tre Mason can compete and get meaningful minutes in St Louis . . . decent flex play?

 

and now we get to team L . . . . . well, well, well

Jeremy Hill gets drafted and directly competes with Team L's 2nd round pick in Giovanni Bernard, hurting BOTH value. The Giants draft Odell Beckham, potentially pushing Randle to the bench (but such sickkkk valueeeeee) fauria, roundly praised as "the next Jimmy Graham" is now a 3rd string TE. Let that sink in . . . . a 3rd string TE was drafted. Also Cam Newton gets a small bump by the Panthers drafting some WRs, because lets face it . . . . it couldn't get any worse for Cam Newton at this point. David Wilson gets pushed further down the depth chart by the Giants drafting another RB . .and Cecil Shorts now has competition for targets with two highly drafted WRs.

 

Good times all around!