Fast forward to my 20th birthday… I've been broken up with the "serious" girlfriend for a few months and left my old job 2 years earlier.. Get up enough courage to call the blond bombshell.

Day 2: Unfortunately I was much to busy at work to sneak off ask out the woman of my dreams that I had been lusting for more than 2 years.

Was really bummed out but made a pact that Day 3 would result in a date!

Hey Candy.. I haven't seen you for over a year, but I've also been thinking about you every day for the past 12 months. We've obviously have a great connection and I'd really like to move our relationship forward… How about dinner and a date tomorrow night?

WHAT!!!

No F'n Way!!!

No, you can't bring your baby's father… You alone would be like paying for 2+ dinners…

Plus I can't get you tipsy and take advantage of you…

All names have been changed to protect the innocent.

I did attend her wedding with a red head that was really "fun" Never had plans for her to stick around, but she had skills that she should have been compensated for.

I snuck away at the wedding from red, and cozied up to the bar that was in a different room full of both wedding guests and general public.

Bride saw me sneak away and sits down next to me… I haven't spoken to "candy" in over 2 years and I can tell you the relationship had not changed. It was a little awkward and I feared I was going to get my arse kicked. This foreplay wouldn't have only pissed off the groom, but 99% of those in attendance.

This is no two bit whore either. We're talking about a gal that has slept with one guy her entire life, the husband was just in the right place at the right time. He grew up as her childhood neighbor, she moved away, and they ran into each other at a party… a party she was attending in sorrow after my 3 year fling and I had just made up for the umteenth time.